Rethinking gun control

Credit: Victor Grigas via Wikimedia Commons

Credit: Victor Grigas via Wikimedia Commons

Did I say gun? I meant gum.

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1. In a perfect world, you wouldn’t need gum. This is not a perfect world.

2. If you outlaw gum, only outlaws will chew gum.

3. It’s better to have some gum and not need it than to need some gum and not have it.

4. Gum don’t kill people. Nor does gum spit on the sidewalk. People do.

5. I’ll give you my gum when you pry it from my cold, dead molars.

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